PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A